TKO!

Has anyone else had the joy of having their wisdom teeth (as my wife likes to call it,) "yanked" from their face lately? Tell me I'm not the only one wondering if my Maxilofacial Surgeon, DMD, MD yada yada yada punched me in the face a few times while I was out. And I mean really punched me... like threw a good uppercut or two. And why not? He's thinking, this guys going to bruise anyway and all the pain will just blend together so he knows he could get away with it. For some reason, I still picture him standing over me, throwing jabs while his "surgical assistant" prances around the office in a bikini and high-heels, holding up signs over her head telling which round is about to begin.