Do unto others...

See that woman on the left? The incredibly attractive one with impeccable taste in red skorts? Well my friends, you are looking at a real American hero. You are looking at Esther Viti. While some Americans waste their time caring about the poor and downtrodden and the wretches of society; Esther takes Jesus' command to heart, when he said somewhere in the Bible, "Homeless people aren't really people and let's be honest most of them smell pretty bad so I command you to rid the world of all homeless. Yeah, and verily I say unto you, smite the homeless with the hand of righteous retribution". Or something like that.

Fed-up with ne'erdowells cluttering up her beautiful La Jolla (that's a tricky one if you don't speak spanish. The 'j' is pronounced with an 'h' sound) benches, Esther has taken it upon herself to come up with a brilliantly simple scheme. She is recruiting people who don't smell bad and have teeth to sit on the benches for 3 hour increments so homeless people can't sit on them. You would think an amazingly logical plan like that could only come from a philosophy professor, but Esther only has a degree in hate-olgy.

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Here's to you Esther HUSSEIN Viti. Kick 'em while they're down and keep on fighting the good fight!

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